A New Year's Poem for Inconsiderate People

Don’t Light Fireworks or I Will Evict you

A poem by Austin Caylor

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Don't light fireworks on Jan 1st

I do not wish to hear them burst

Don’t light them the day before

Or I will knock upon your door.

I do not like your fireworks

Fireworks are lit by jerks

Some of us have PTSD

On the floor the dog will pee

The City has enforced a ban

So do not blow off your right hand

I will fine you 40 bucks

And losing money really sucks

Save your money this New Year's

And help me quiet all my fears

If you don't want to breach your lease

Then I ask you pretty please,

Do not light them this new years

Because that really grinds my gears.

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