Don’t Light Fireworks or I Will Evict you
A poem by Austin Caylor
Don't light fireworks on Jan 1st
I do not wish to hear them burst
Don’t light them the day before
Or I will knock upon your door.
I do not like your fireworks
Fireworks are lit by jerks
Some of us have PTSD
On the floor the dog will pee
The City has enforced a ban
So do not blow off your right hand
I will fine you 40 bucks
And losing money really sucks
Save your money this New Year's
And help me quiet all my fears
If you don't want to breach your lease
Then I ask you pretty please,
Do not light them this new years
Because that really grinds my gears.
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