Hello My Pretties, Today I will be talking about smoking in your unit and why, if you do it, you are gross and a jerk.
Obviously you don't need me to tell you that smoking is bad for you. You know that. You also know how cool smoking makes you look and you figure it's worth it but I got news for you: as a fellow smoker I can tell you conclusively that it doesn't make you look cool. I've never looked cool in my entire life. This post is mostly about smoking in your unit but I think I can squeeze in some health lessons as well. Perhaps I'm just trying to convince myself to quit at this point. Anyways, why would I tell you when I can show you?
First off, below you will find a photo of what smoking in your house does to your walls. It coats them in brown, stinky, sticky nicotine and tar. Do you see those spots on the walls where there was art hanging? Well the art is ruined now as well, as is all the furniture, bedding, carpets, and everything else in your home.
Now think about what your lungs look like? I'll give you a hint, they look like this.
Here is what your deposit will look like
So, in closing, don't smoke at all because it's gross and we will take all your money. You may think it isn't doing anything or that we won't notice but trust me, it does and we will.